The Onion Horoscopes

The most reliable laugh I get every week comes from reading the Onion horoscopes. It’s my favorite kind of dark dry wit. Seriously, check it out.

I’m a scorpio and this week mine was:

“By the time rescue workers reach you this week, not only will you have eaten all of your fellow passengers, but moved on to some of the food they had brought along as well. ”

Which is funny, cause I had a feeling that might happen this week… again.

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