Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The Onion Horoscopes

April 17th, 2008

The most reliable laugh I get every week comes from reading the Onion horoscopes. It’s my favorite kind of dark dry wit. Seriously, check it out.

I’m a scorpio and this week mine was:

“By the time rescue workers reach you this week, not only will you have eaten all of your fellow passengers, but moved on to some of the food they had brought along as well. ”

Which is funny, cause I had a feeling that might happen this week… again.

My Window: A Clear View of Stupidity

April 9th, 2008

windowWhole.jpgWow. Three posts in one day. That’s gotta be a new record. I’ve just been feeling the itch to write instead of reading. It probably has to do with spring finally getting here.

Which brings me to my brief fit of window spring cleaning.

I’ve got these two small windows, that should probably just be one big window except for a structural beam in the middle. It’s not clear to me how they couldn’t have known…

Panties for Peace in Burma

November 8th, 2007

I wonder how they feel about dirty boxer-briefs.

Al Gore for President…Again!

October 13th, 2007

I guess I missed this while I was in El Salvador last year.

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